fanquake: i was using the descriptors from the wrong tree
kallewoof: AFAIK, luke-jr is the only one. However, I'd check with him to see if the backlog is because he's low on time or because he's waiting for ACKs on PRs from the various BIP authors as he usually doesn't merge anything besides trivial typo fixes unless one of the authors approves the change.
most of them are lacking relevant ACKs
even trivial typo fixes still need such an ACK :/